Married man cheating on my wife/kids!!!!

First name

Kent Colin

I Would Describe Myself As

Hi, I’m Kent Colin Calhoun! I have been with my wife since 1983 and have been joining dating ads/sites since/while my wife was pregnant with our first child in 1988 - newspaper back in the day - this is my FOURTH that I have been CAUGHT on (do I have more? wink wink*). Looking for someone to chea*t on her and my 4 adult children and 5 grandchildren with, while playing golf, who knows their way around Dallas courses.I am a Christian (lol - but I like to chea*t on my wife and watch tee*n po*rn & obje*ctify anyone with b*oo*bs - even pre*-t*eens).I also have a very positive attitude, easy going, even when I miss a short putt (bullsh*it... I will get very angry and brag when I do well. Over and over again). I love kids (even mine that I'm chea*ting on), nature, and exploring new places and fresh ideas (like chea*ting.. oh wait, that’s an old idea!!!!). Former teacher (50 years ago) and entrepreneur with a sense of humor (I like making fun of my daughter who was groo*med by a pred*a*tor "sounds like brushing hair”). Hopefully lasting friendship will develop (as I chea*t on my family) enjoying the greatest game in the world (besides chea*ting).Don't worry, my wife knows about this site and my po**rn ad*dic*tion on others, but I tell her robots created my profiles and that she and my daughter are deluuuusional. Stu**pid bit*c*hes don’t know sh*it, like all us*e*less objec*ts with Tiiii*TTTTTTiiiiiiiiii*EEEEEES O O o o 0 0 wink wink ;) ps, I am seventy-seven, born June 6, 1947

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

An Ideal First Date Would Be

team tagging my wife telling her she has covid brain and is an idi*ot

I've Always Wanted To Try

chea*t on my family for a 4th+ time :)

My Goal In Life Is

Did you know the Bible says "thou shall lust for any wom*an outside your wi*fe whenever you feel like it. Thou is a great man of God if he lus*ts for youth gir*ls with ti*tts. This lus*t is okay because they did not meet in person and the femal*e objec*t was never aware man was lus*ting for her through phone screen, so as long as husband accuses wife of mental issues and puts the most impossible passwords on his phone, he is not si*nning and he is not che*ating on HIS wife. Thou only married a dump brick. Thou is the most holy man and should be a preacher to the nations.” - Kentcalhounlogic 101:0 KJV

My Idea Of Fun Is

never letting my wife even use my phone for taking pictures because I accuse her of creating dating profiles and following und*er*ag*e se**x sites on social media, WHEN IN REALITY, it's me and I SHALL NEVER BE CAUGHT heeeheeeeheeeee

What Do You Look For?

che*at on my family.
obj*ecti*fy women.
golf and pretend I know Jesus, while I lecture my family that if they knew the Bible as well as I do, they would NO*T be calling me a chea*ter. hehe :) meet me at Waterview Golf Course, hole 4? It's in my backyard, house 10409 :) I prefer eggs to be thrown extra raw at my house windows! wink wink* - Sincerely, Kent Colin Calhoun, aka Mr. Not As Sneaky As He Thinks <3